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I mean…if you are interested

I recently composed a quick list of reasons not to make out with your hot sound designer. You know. If you need one.

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newyorker:

A cartoon by Liana Finck. Take a look at more cartoons from the magazine this week.

newyorker:

A cartoon by Liana Finck. Take a look at more cartoons from the magazine this week.

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Ambien + expensive from the auction Sauvignon Blanc + truffle popcorn = all my coping skills.

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Not for sale or barter

Tonight at the age of 34 with the intellect and talent of (excuse me) a super star I was offered as a product from one loser straight man to another. I mean, offered… As if I was an object to trade with ones friends.

P.S.both men went home alone.

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Canon should hang this sign by their hostess table. 

Canon should hang this sign by their hostess table. 

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I have yet to convince anyone to prescribe me Xanax so I will ride this anxiety attack out with Project Runway. Because who can panic with Tim Gun present. (Fingers crossed)

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What is the nicest way to tell someone that they are the biggest disappointment of your life so far?

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I have a weakness for beards.

I have a weakness for beards.

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Progress Report

I still have a bad attitude!

Hate lot’s of things!

Real mad!