Today I am less than bullet proof.
i am loud. i drink too much.
i like bourbon and dudes with beards.
i have bad judgment.
i laugh at the wrong time.
i say the wrong thing.
i get paid to boss around homosexuals.
i draw pictures here: worse-better.blogspot.com
i am bad at dating.
i am good at kissing.
i wanna be your friend.
Last Monday I ended a relationship that I should have been more excited about. But I wasn’t.
After a long day and long rehearsal I went out and got laid.
This week after a long day and a long rehearsal I went grocery shopping and bought myself a fancy Popsicle.
I think this may be a slightly more successful week.
Maybe.
UPDATE: Having now consumed the fancy Popsicle and unpacked the groceries, I think getting laid might have been more fun.
Following
- MY DRUNK KITCHEN
- this isn't happiness.
- kate wallich who makes works with L.VAGO + L.SIMON
- Shooting for Third
- WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR
- Girl with Curves
- Backwash
- Adulting
- hitRECordJoe
- Bon Iver Erotic Stories
- bitches gotta eat.
- Way Late to the Party
- The Cosby Sweater Project
- KEXP
- The Ramble Podcast
- Situationist
- If You've Got Nothing to Say, Sing It
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