Twitter has significantly reduced the amount of drunk texting ex boyfriends.
Tinder is nothing but food court selfies, crying on your wedding day, and family portraits .
Modern love is fucked.
i am loud. i drink too much.
i like bourbon and dudes with beards.
i have bad judgment.
i laugh at the wrong time.
i say the wrong thing.
i get paid to boss around homosexuals.
i draw pictures here: worse-better.blogspot.com
i am bad at dating.
i am good at kissing.
i wanna be your friend.