i are. all of i are. Avatar

Notes

The last few years I have posted a numerated list of weird and wonderful occurrences accompanied by embarrassing/charming photos of myself. This year I considered listing 34 ways that I was disappointed but instead I think I will just stay off the internet.

The last few years I have posted a numerated list of weird and wonderful occurrences accompanied by embarrassing/charming photos of myself. This year I considered listing 34 ways that I was disappointed but instead I think I will just stay off the internet.

Notes

The last few years I have posted a numerated list of weird and wonderful occurrences accompanied by embarrassing/charming photos of myself. This year I considered listing 34 ways that I was disappointed but instead I think I will just stay off the internet.

The last few years I have posted a numerated list of weird and wonderful occurrences accompanied by embarrassing/charming photos of myself. This year I considered listing 34 ways that I was disappointed but instead I think I will just stay off the internet.

165 Notes

oldloves:

Porfirio Rubirosa married his fourth wife, American heiress Barbara Hutton, in 1953. Hutton wore black and carried a scotch and soda down the aisle. 

Rubirosa’s ex-girlfriend Zsa Zsa Gabor told newspaper reporters she gave the marriage six months and that in a couple of weeks “this man will be after me again.”

Rubirosa and Hutton separated after 53 days.  

In the settlement Rubirosa received a coffee plantation in the Dominican Republic, polo ponies, 2.5 million dollars in cash, and a B-52 plane.

Rubirosa promptly flew the plane West to win back Gabor. 

(Vanity Fair)

I plan to carry scotch and soda down the aisle.

8658 Notes

nevver:

Taste the emptiness

1 Notes

These legs are single.

These legs are single.

168518 Notes

gentle-twig:

amycakesdankydank:

SAME

this is the most iconic meal after the last supper

1 Notes

One of my dearest childhood friends is in town performing in Book of Mormon. We are 34. The rest of the cast is 24. We have been trying to keep up. Those kids can drink. I am too old for this.

One of my dearest childhood friends is in town performing in Book of Mormon. We are 34. The rest of the cast is 24. We have been trying to keep up. Those kids can drink. I am too old for this.

Notes

Normally a baby shower should be the last place you run into someone you used to make out with.
#textsfrommysister

Notes

Sorry for drinking all your drinks last night… I am regretting it now…
#textsfrommysister

1 Notes

I am the only white person and a guy with a rat tail just walked in - we are in a private room.
#textsfrommysister