Today I am less than bullet proof.
i am loud. i drink too much.
i like bourbon and dudes with beards.
i have bad judgment.
i laugh at the wrong time.
i say the wrong thing.
i get paid to boss around homosexuals.
i draw pictures here: worse-better.blogspot.com
i am bad at dating.
i am good at kissing.
i wanna be your friend.
Last Monday I ended a relationship that I should have been more excited about. But I wasn’t.
After a long day and long rehearsal I went out and got laid.
This week after a long day and a long rehearsal I went grocery shopping and bought myself a fancy Popsicle.
I think this may be a slightly more successful week.
Maybe.UPDATE: Having now consumed the fancy Popsicle and unpacked the groceries, I think getting laid might have been more fun.